Show This Video Of A Bride’s Hair Catching On Fire As A Reason Why You Haven’t Proposed To Your Girlfriend Yet

Weddings are expensive. Hair is expensive. You know what destroys both weddings and fancy hair?


So when your girlfriend comes around whining about when the two of you are finally gonna get hitched, show her this video and be like “Baby, you know I love you but I also don’t want you to catch fire. We shouldn’t get married until we’ve come up with a dozen foolproof ways to make your hair fire retardant. Love you!”

She’ll probably call bullshit, but who cares? Fuck getting married.