Guys, Here’s A Video Of Manatees Having An Orgy While Your PornHub Vids Are Still Buffering

by 4 years ago

May is manatee mating season, bros! And if manatees are going to choose one place on Earth to get drunk, have orgies, and maybe do a little butt stuff, of course it’s going to be Florida.

Manatees are endangered so quit being a cock block and let them do their thing.

The animals are so endangered, in fact, that Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, has a manatee hotline for people to call in and report what they perceive as manatees in trouble.

According to said to Jacksonville TV station WJXT,  Nadia Gordon, a marine mammal biologist reports,”The call we usually get is, ‘There’s a mom manatee, and all the babies are trying to save it,’ but in actuality, the large female can have up to 20-something males trying to breed the one female.”

Katie Tripp, director of science and conservation for the Save the Manatee Club told the Huffington Post, that manatee mating is “kind of lazy” and involves just a bit of thrashing, which humans may equate to their O-face. She said that the orgies can last for hours, if not days, and my last sexual encounter went the length of a Coldplay song.

Without further ado, here’s some manatees fucking!

[H/T Huffington Post]


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