This Video of a Redneck Tripping On Acid Is Delightful

0:59: “I'm tripping balls.”

1:06: “You see all this shit around me? And you probably think I have something to do with it, like, there's his boat? There's his house? Nope. I don't even know where the fuck I am.”

1:35: “Nothing really matters. That would mean something is wrong.”

2:08: “I don't even know what I was discussing actually.”

3:10: [45 seconds of pointing the camera at grass]

3:45: “The last thing I heard about mesacline, that shit was growing in the desert. And I'm eatin' pieces of paper with funny chemicals.”

5:18: “What are descriptions anyway? There's reality itself. Look at this shit!”

5:48: “I don't know if I should be here right now. There's a car driving around… It might be serious.

6:10: “What's today, Monday? You know what I'm doing? Walking around a goddamn neighborhood, trippin' on acid.”

[H/T: Guyism]