This Pervert Who Was Taking Upskirt Photos In Walmart Is The Least Stealthy Pervert Of All The Perverts
Meet 55-year-old John Wiggins, a man with ZERO chill, who was caught on camera in a Virginia Walmart taking the most blatant upskirt photos in the history of upskirt photos.
Well, I guess that all depends on what your definition of blatant is. For me, blatant is dropping a box of pasta on the ground behind a woman in a grocery store, shimmying close to her and then sticking your entire arm under her skirt to snap a photo. That’s basically what Wiggins was doing. He was just going around Walmart dropping shit and snapping vag photos like fuckin’ mouth breather.
I mean, look at this asshole in action. Dude gets any closer and he’d be able to conduct a full-blown pelvic exam.
It’s 2015, Wiggy. You can’t just go around stores dropping shit and trying to take upskirt photos. That’s some 7th grade, I-want-to-smell-my-fart-in-class-type shit. Then again, if you’re a 55-year-old man who needs to be an all-out perv in public you probably operate with the same brain function as a 13-year-old boy who knows no greater pleasure in life than the moments when he knocks his pencil off his desk just so he can bend down and bask in the accomplishments of his own shit cooker.