Fun fact: birds shit where they stand.
Eh, maybe that wasn’t so much a “fun” fact as it was just a “fact,” but in any case you’d think this chick knew that going into agreeing to let this bird sit on her head. Bird on a finger? Ok. Bird on a stick? Delicious. Bird on your head? Poo party comin’ right up.
Be smarter than this chick. Don’t let birds sit on your head.