From our friends at Retale.com comes another fine example of our country getting softer than baby shit. The United States of America is not even in the top 10 biggest beer drinking countries in the world. Pathetic. Just fucking pathetic.
And I’m not saying that because I’m sitting at home slugging beers, making up ground for the rest of you slapdicks. I’m very much a part of the problem. We’ve gotten soft. We’ve gotten calorie conscious. We’ve tasted daiquiris, extended our pinkies, and lost all of our good sense. We’ve got to stop this slide before we wake up one morning to find Putin aggressively punching his clown over our sleeping body. Is that how you want America’s run at the top to end? I certainly don’t.
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