You Can Find Out What Your City is Masturbating to, Because You Obviously Need That Information
Here’s a question: WHAT THE FUCK IS MASSAGE PORN? And hhhhhhwhy is it so popular? The rest of the categories on that “majors” list I can understand, but massage porn? Different strokes for different folks who stroke, I suppose.
/looks up “massage porn”
/eyebrows raise from interest
/gains better understanding of it’s top ranking
/bookmarks several webpages for further “research”
Anyway…here’s what some cities are fapping. And head to Digg for more.
I hope Lisa Ann makes a fucking killing because it seems like she deserves it. Lot’s of dudes tearing themselves to shreds over her extensive body of work. She should be proud.
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[H/T Digg and PornHub]