Bro Expertly Explains How What You Have On Your Keychains Can Tell Chicks Almost Everything About You

by 5 years ago

To a member of the opposite sex, your keychain comes off as a small reflection of you. Whether you realize it or not, all the shit you keep on your keychain — gym memberships, CVS Extra Care Cards, a miniature flashlight, A FUCKING LANYARD, etc — can tell people a lot about you.

Even if you keep nothing on your keychain at all, one can draw some conclusions. Like, maybe this guy is a minimalist, or maybe he has deep seated commitment issues? Either way, as our friend Pete explains, your keychain is a glimpse into your soul. Or something way less extreme than that.

J.Camm is the Managing Partner and Editor-in-Chief of BroBible.

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