This CU Boulder Spring Break Video In Cancun Will Get You Drunk

by 5 years ago

That’s it, I’m going to the bar. I knew this would happen. You dangle a video of CU Boulder students going absolutely HAM in Cancun right in front of my face and I’m just supposed to sit here and not get fucked up? That’s just unreasonable. You can’t show me Pacino’s “Game of Inches” speech in Any Given Sunday and expect me to not  put on my high school football uniform and tackle people on the street.

If anyone wants to join, first round’s on me. I’ll be the shirtless dude in the back bar at Applebee’s chanting “SPRING BREAK 2009, BITCHES!” while the manager calls me a cab.

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