Sadly, I don’t think our friend Timmy Turbine is actually a stupid asshole. Why is that sad? I don’t know, I guess I just prefer people to be genuine and I really wish he believed something so outrageous. But he doesn’t, because this is obvious satire. (You hear that, Facebook? Don’t forget to tag it as such so people don’t get confused. Although I’m sure people still will.) All that said, what isn’t satirical his inability to take a horizontal video. And for that he’ll always be a stupid asshole to me.