Don’t Update To Windows 10 Just Yet Or You’ll Regret It Just Like This Porn-Loving Fella

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I’m not sure what’s more hilarious about this story — a computer update creating a carousel of porn images on a guy’s desktop or the fact they’re referred to as “fruity images.” That sounds like something my mom would say in conversation to keep things super PG even though I’m old and the word porn isn’t offensive.

A man woke up to his wife asking why his computer was showing off a slideshow of eye-wateringly hard porn, after he upgraded to Windows 10.

He claims he upgraded to Windows 10 late at night, then woke up to his wife goggling at a screensaver of distinctly fruity images.

Writing on Reddit under the username FalloutBoS, he said, ‘Woke up to wife asking why I set it to rotate all my porn images right on the desk top view.

‘I have no idea how to shut that feature off and that computer is staying shut down until I do.’

This computer stays off until I get my fruity pictures in order! So what happened? Well the new update takes all of the photos in the My Pictures folder and turns them into a screensaver and WHO THE FUCK SAVED PORN PHOTOS….PHOOOOTTTTOOOOSSSS…AND WHO THE FUCK SAVES THEM IN “MY PICTURES!” Might as well have a desktop folder called “Not Porn.”

[Deletes folder called Not Porn. Begins update.]

So what else does Windows 10 do?

[via Metro]


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