This Is the World’s Most Expensive Pizza and It’s a Fucking Disgrace to Pizza

by 4 years ago


This so-called world’s most expensive “pizza” costs $450 — FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS — and I fucking hate everything about it. This is not pizza. This is a heap of expensive ingredients piled high onto what used to be a pizza crust and I AM OUTRAGED. Pizza is cheap and greasy and after eating it you feel pretty shitty about yourself, and yet, you’re somehow still completely satisfied.Pizza is a lot like having sex with a dime-store hooker in that way.

The “pizza” you see before you is topped Lobster Thermidor, black Alaskan cod, smoked salmon, tiger prawns and Russian Osetra caviar and it’s only sold at Steveston Pizza in Vancouver, Canada. Fucking Canadians.

In the words of a father who just caught his son doing something despicable, “there were times when I haven’t always agreed with your decisions, Canada, but this is the first time I’ve ever been ashamed of you.”

Sorry. I just get so passionate about my ‘za.


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