UPS Worker Smashes Package, Then Pisses On Bro’s House…Is Not A Known Giver Of Fucks

by 4 years ago

When it comes to having my packages delivered I’m about as pessimistic of a person as you’ll find. If I see the slightest dent in a package my mind immediately jumps to a world where the package was first used as a soccer ball in the processing factory, then a table for the delivery person to eat lunch on (but not before ripping off a few white gator tails through a dollar bill, I’m talking about BLOWCAINE HERE BROS), and then lastly the deliver man kicks it into the hallway of my building from his truck, so he never has to get off of his warm driver’s seat.

Well, as it turns out my suspicions aren’t all that far off from a recent incident involving ‘The World’s Worst UPS Man‘ in Houston, who chucked a delicate package over a 6-foot fence breaking the contents inside, and then taking a piss all over the person’s house.

Yes, this UPS delivery man not only fucked up the package, but then he added insult to injury by pissing all over it. So next time you have a package delivered that’s even slightly damp, you better think twice before putting your paws all over it.

Talk about a scorching douchebag. Who handles packages like this, even if you’re the most surly human being alive?


UPROXX/Click2Houston report:

A seasonal delivery driver for UPS is out of a job after being caught on home surveillance video damaging a package and urinating on the side of a house. The incident happened on Jan. 8 at a home in the Heights.

Ben Lucas said he checked video from his surveillance cameras after coming home to find a delivered packaged smashed and the contents damaged.

“When it happened, I was like ‘wait, what’s going on?'” said Lucas.

Lucas’ video shows a UPS driver walking up to his front gate. The gate was locked but instead of setting the package down the driver is seen tossing the box over the fence. The package broke open and damaged hundreds of dollars worth of .22 caliber ammunition, chemicals and a machine used to clean gun parts.

Adding insult to injury, the UPS driver is then seen unzipping his pants and urinating on the side of Lucas’ house.

“So basically I paid someone to come to my house and pee on it,” said Lucas.

Lucas said he contacted UPS and offered to send the company the video. However, Lucas said the company official he spoke with offered no real apology and seemed more concerned about the package damage than the urination. Lucas also said no one at the company seemed interested in seeing the video.

“I just wanted them to hear me and maybe give me an email address where I could send them the video,” said Lucas. “They simply just didn’t want to see it.”

Are you shitting me?!?! As a company you hire some many willing to fuck up people’s personal property, then top it off with a golden shower, and you’re not even willing to take any sort of responsibility? COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.

According to ‘Local 2’ it took their news outlet investigating for UPS to acknowledge it, apologize, and send a slight we’re sorry gift….But in the end, this is basically the apology the man was from from UPS:

For more on this incident you can head on over to UPROXX by clicking HERE.


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