People Shared Their Worst Experiences After A One-Night Stand And It’s A Scary World Out There

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You think you had a problems when you woke up in a “coyote ugly” situation once or twice? That’s nothing compared to what these poor, poor Redditors had to endure when they woke up after a one-night stand.

As the person who posed the question in the first place said, “Some of y’all need to stop drinking alcohol or need better friends.”

Warning: this may make you never go home with someone you don’t know after a night on the town ever again.

Let’s start off with a semi-tame one just to get our feet wet, plus I like his attitude at the end…

I was studying abroad for a semester in Brazil and the university had one night a week where their students would take the exchange students out. Usually it would be a club or bar, and sometimes just drinking on the beach. This night we were at a club, and for some reason I indulged myself a lot more than usual. My first blackout. I woke up the next morning in a strange room, strange bed, with a cute Brazilian girl beside me. She wakes up and I quickly realize she didn’t speak any English (this was only a couple weeks in so my Portuguese was nil to none to be honest). My wallet was missing, my shirt was ripped, she wanted to go another round that morning (which I did so I could at least remember it this time), then I realized I was in an area of this city that isn’t exactly the safest. Had to break out her computer and use Google translate to tell her to call me a cab, and then have her loan me money to get back to my dorm. Oh, and replacing credit and debit cards overseas is a breeze, let me tell you.

Moral of the story – doesn’t matter, had sex. ~ Havins

Now let’s get a little weirder…

Woke up to her mom standing over the bed looking at us both. I’m hung over and can barely move so I tried to hide by covering my eyes with my arm but, in the nicest tone of voice, she says “Honey, could you go out to the couch on the living room for a minute for me?” I get up out of the bed and realize I have on a pair of girl’s cheerleader shorts, she just shakes her head at me. The chick I had just had crazy, drunk sex with is still passed out. I leave the room and her mom closes the door behind me and as soon as that door was shut.. she went off on her daughter, YOU FUCKING SLUT, GET THE FUCK UP, YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE AT WORK 3 HOURS AGO.. can’t remember everything she said but the yelling continued for 10-15 minutes then her mom storms out the door. I’m laying on the couch in nothing but the cheerleader shorts because my clothes are still in the bed room so I just pretend to be asleep, luckily for me she just walks right past me and leaves the apartment. ~ ShutUpAndGoFish

This next one, just wow…

She told me to get up because she had to babysit her granddaughter. First I thought she was joking. She was not. ~ rrollie

This one’s just not nice…

Was at a local spot a few years back, met this girl who was pretty hot (according to 10 of my closest cocktails). Anyways, chill for a bit, head to her house, smackadatazz and fall asleep. I woke up and noticed a book bag, etc, school books. Ask her what she’s studying and she tells me she goes to the local HS. I’m die a little inside and leave. I ran into her a few weeks later and it turns out she was fucking with me cause she needed me out of the house before her roommates got home. ~ axionj


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