People Shared The Worst Rumors Ever Spread About Them And I’m Reminded Of How Awful Human Beings Are

by 3 years ago

Last Sunday I was sitting on my couch trying to sleep off the hangover from an all day drinking session on Saturday (I haven’t come to grips with the fact that my liver is aging yet) when I came across a thread on Reddit asking ‘Whats the worst rumor you heard about yourself?’. In that thread people were sharing the worst rumors they’d ever heard about themselves, some extremely NSFW, and I was once again reminded of just how petty and cruel people can be sometimes (myself included).

The thread can be read in its entirety by following the link at the bottom of this post, but to save you some time in having to click all over the Internet I’ve taken some choice screenshots of the best and worst rumors people shared:

The ‘Just Plain Weird’ Rumors

jammybaker 4859 points:

“In elementary school, apparently I found a calculator on the ground, squatted over it and farted so forcefully that it cracked the screen. I couldn’t tell if I should have been proud or ashamed of that rumor”

Alrik 341 points:

“Back in high school, there was a rumor that I had a huge dick, like the size of a Pringles can.
Got me some respect from the dudes, but made dating a minefield. Got more than a few girls begging to see it, only to get a disappointed, “oh” when I finally showed them. Kind of gave me a complex.
Then in college, I dated a girl whose only other boyfriend was endowed similarly to me, so she kept insisting that my dick was average. (This was back in the late 90s, so the internet was there but not really a source of accurate information on things like average penis size.)
It wasn’t until a few years later that I found out that I’m actually a little above average. But because this was all during my formative years, I’m still a little self-conscious about the size of my dong, even in front of my wife.”

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