As fucking gigantic as Andre the Giant was, and as much as I want to believe that he consumed 106 beers in five hours and Ric Flair witnessed it, I’m skeptical. Andre’s drinking has been well-documented and, quite frankly, legendary (if true). I want it to be true. And for all I know it might actually be true; maybe giantism comes with the ability to out drink an entire army. Hell, it should. But I’m still calling bullshit. Especially since Flair claims Andre’s manager, a normal-sized biped, tried to go drink-for-drink with the Giant but only managed to swill 55 beers.
A regular person. FIFTY FIVE BEERS in five hours. There is no fucking way. I can’t even daydream about the scenario where I drank 55 beers in five hours and don’t die. I guess I’m just a pussy like that.