Listening To This Announcer Call Albert Pujols Retarded Is Certainly Worth Your Time

by 4 years ago


Yes. This is the best kind of verbal fuck up too because the sentence makes sense. ‘Albert Pujols is retarded’ is a sentence that passes all standards of English grammar. Subject, verb, noun. As opposed to a news anchor saying ‘write it on the cockboard.’ It’s hilarious because she said ‘cock’ to millions of families and any time the word cock is used I laugh, but it doesn’t make sense. This kind of slip of by Gary Thorne is a unicorn. I wouldn’t change a thing about it.



P.S. “No runs, no hits, no errors, except for that one.” may be the smoothest save in announcer slip up history. What a goddamn professional. Well done, Gary. You insensitive fucking prick.

[h/t Barstool]

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