Listening To This Announcer Call Albert Pujols Retarded Is Certainly Worth Your Time
“No runs, no hits, no errors, except for that one.” pic.twitter.com/W0SzJ51XcM
— Orioles Fan Problems (@OriolesFanProbz) August 9, 2015
Yes. This is the best kind of verbal fuck up too because the sentence makes sense. ‘Albert Pujols is retarded’ is a sentence that passes all standards of English grammar. Subject, verb, noun. As opposed to a news anchor saying ‘write it on the cockboard.’ It’s hilarious because she said ‘cock’ to millions of families and any time the word cock is used I laugh, but it doesn’t make sense. This kind of slip of by Gary Thorne is a unicorn. I wouldn’t change a thing about it.
P.S. “No runs, no hits, no errors, except for that one.” may be the smoothest save in announcer slip up history. What a goddamn professional. Well done, Gary. You insensitive fucking prick.