Bro On Kiss Cam Neglects His Girlfriend And Takes An Entire Beer To The Face In Tender, Heartfelt Moment

The above bit of cinematic gold occurred at the World Junior Championships, courtesy of this young chap supporting Slovakia. Instead of sucking face with his loving girlfriend in a heap of romantic passion in front of thousands of adoring fans, the dude gave some love to the one entity that’s never made him eat sushi, watch Downton Abbey, or go to museums. A tender ode to the tried, tested, and true. Now that, my friends, is everlasting love. Until tomorrow morning, at least, when the dude swears off drinking forever.


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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.