Charlie Sheen Is Going To Give The Server LeSean McCoy Stiffed $1000, Because Obviously

I’ve always said it: Sheen’s gonna Sheen. And sometimes a part of Sheening is swooping in, TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR, and saving the fucking day. Righting the wrongs that poor tippers like LeSean McCoy have made. SHEENSTYLE… but judgement free, of course.

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The #NoJudgement kicker fucking slays me. “I’m going to hand this guy a bunch of cash but no judgment that you’re a cheap prick, LeSean.”

Now that this server will be thoroughly compensated for his hardship, I think we can all put this kerfuffle behind us.