Chicks Choose Between These 9 Male Body Types And Guess Which One They Like The Most?


Just like no one ever says, “I want to be a junkie when I grow up” (thanks 1990s anti-drug commercial), most dudes don’t aspire to wear size 40 pants and lose the ability to see their dick past the age of 30. I think it is safe to say that most men, in an ideal situation, want to be 180-pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal. Give or take a few pounds, of course.

Hell, men probably admire and envy other men’s bodies more than we care to admit. Because the truth of the matter is, we want to look like the “B” guy above, but the vast majority of the population isn’t willing to put in the work and sacrifice it takes to do that. A “D” average is our sweet spot. Just good enough to look like a shell of your former athletic self, but not so good that chicks think your the self-absorbed narcissist you really want to be.

The “D” body looks ok, right? I mean, it works. It’s no “B” body, of course, and your brachialis separation is probably pathetic, but it’s a decent way to live; you’re not repulsing the masses and with a sweater on no one knows the fucking difference between you and a “B.” But is that the body women really want on a man?

Here’s a hint: their ideal body isn’t the motherfucker with the 40% body fat Dad Bod and it isn’t his two best friends to the left either.