Vulgar Old Basketball Player Talking About His Nuts Falling Out of His Shorts In 1972 Is Winning the Internet Today

by 5 years ago


One thing is abundantly clear…Dexter “Water” Johnson is the motherfucking man. Actually, forgive me, I misspoke. He’s “the baddest motherfucker that ever came around.”

I can’t tell you how much I love this video, this guy, EVERYTHING HE IS SAYING. “Dexter “WATER” Johnson, and they call me Water because the goddamn jumper is so wet… FUCK YOU.”

Best video of the week. No contest.

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Come to think of it, I’m wondering if Point 3 paid this dude to promote their shorts in the most vulgar product placement video of all time. Man. If they did…Good on them. Sterling work, really.