Star D-Lineman Announces His Commitment With A Superhero Movie That May Be The Start Of A Porno
Tahj Rice is a four-star defensive lineman at Waggener Traditional High School in Louisville. He is the No. 10 recruit nationally at his position and No. 2 in the state of Kentucky. The junior had narrowed down his list of potential suitors to Oregon, USC, Duke, and Louisville. After making a superhero short film incorporating Dragon Ball Z, it was no surprise that this dude picked Duke. That Stephen Glansberg-level nerd shit wouldn’t fly at USC.
Rice teamed up with the Courier-Journal to film this masterpiece and although I’m not a huge fan of all the recent pageantry behind all these commitment announcements, I have to give credit where credit’s due. I was a tad bit upset it didn’t take a turn for porno at the end, but maybe in the sequel.