Dutch Soccer Player Shanks The Easiest Goal In History, Team Loses By One Goal

I’m not a soccer guy. Sorry *futbol. I officially wrote futbol off when I was in Barcelona and went to a game at Camp Nou and found out that the only beer they sell in the stadium was alcohol-free. Just plain rude. Add that to the fact that the game ended in a 0-0 tie, and I dropped the sport faster than Ronaldo takes off his shirt at a pool party.

With that said, I am not above a good soccer fail. And that fail came courtesy of Harkemase’s Dennis van Duinen, of Holland’s fourth tier league. Van Duinen did a good job soccering until he was directly in front of a 24-foot wide goal with no keeper in sight. That’s when he rocketing the ball 10 feet over the net. To add insult to injury, Harkemase went on to lose the game 3-2, with the winner coming in the 95th minute. In some countries, they murder their players for that, I think.

When you get back to her apartment and she finds out you still wear Spongebob boxers…

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[h/t Deadspin]

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