Gary Player Told Story About the Time Arnold Palmer Took a Shit on a Putting Green This Morning
And he called the shit “POOP!”
No really, Gary Player, for whatever reason, felt the need to tell the story about the time Arnold Palmer dropped his pants and then dropped a shit on a putting green while playing golf in Japan. I tell you what, this story about the King shitting on a golf course and not having the decency to take it to the woods like I did during a high school golf team practice many years ago only strengthens Mark Steffenhagen’s case for owning the naming rights to the iced tea-lemonade combo drink.
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