Gronk Is Out There Twerking On A Yacht In Miami For Spring Break Because GRONK
Spring Break is VERY MUCH still happening, and Gronk is down in Miami twerking his ass of on some boat with a bunch of dimes. Meanwhile I’m sitting at my desk in the NYC BroBible headquarters staring out the window at the 50-something degree rain, wondering where in the hell it all went wrong for me:
Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE my job. I get paid to find and share content all day with you bros. I’m living the goddamn dream. But then I see videos of guys like Rob Gronkowski partying it up year-round with the hottest chicks on the planet, and I wonder how I ended up working in an office. Furthermore, I see shit like this and I’m forced to ponder why I ever left Florida where you can party on boats all year long.
Here’s the man and part of his crew before embarking on the high seas for Spring Break debauchery:
Aaaaaaaaannnddddd more Twerking…..Why won’t Gronk stop twerking in Miami?
[Deadspin / BarstoolSports]