The returner must have banged his girlfriend, no? That or this dude had some cash on the game. In high school, I forgot to bring my shoulder pads to an away game. Legit had to tell fake a sickness before the game because I was too humiliated to tell my coaches that I have an ant brain. I’m not a smart man. And I’m certainly not one to judge someone for doing stupid shit. But there are exceptions. For the exceptionally stupid. So I will turn my nose up and take this opportunity to say that this was one of, if not the most, moronic plays since the game of football was invented in 1869. I award this jackass no points, and may God have mercy on his soul.
