How the BroBible Staff Fared in Our Fantasy Football Draft

by 9 years ago

If you're following us on Twitter, you might have learned yesterday afternoon that the BroBible staff was holding our Fantasy Football draft. We thought we'd share with you guys the results. A few notes: We had 10 teams in a snake draft (we didn't have time for an auction), and we picked numbers out of a hat to determine placement. None of the BroBible veterans did very well in the number draw — Waffles and joePA went 9-10; AZ did the best at #5. The newer members of the team, including two of our new interns, filled out the rest of the league and grabbed most of the top draft positions. Note that Matthew Flow, who grabbed the #1 pick, was in class during the draft, so I chose for him for the first few rounds and then turned on autodraft. Mid-draft, he popped online and a few minutes later wrote this: “professor just saw the screen. recommended i take marshawn lynch.” Gotta love fantasy football.

The general consensus was that AZ made out like a bandit, drafting from the 5 hole and grabbing big names like Ray Rice, Phillip Rivers, and Reggie Wayne. Waffles really likes his team, and joePA was like a pig in shit drafting Ryan Grant-Peyton Manning at 10 and 11. C.E.Bro loves his wide-receiving corps (Andre Johnson, Roddy White, T.O., Breaston). After grabbing Brees at #6, I decided to just load up on RBs and WRs. I have no back-ups for QB, TE, K, or D/ST, mostly because I'm so confident in my guys that I'm happy picking someone up off waivers for my bye weeks. I also tried to stay away from players I drafted in my other league or last year. I like the variety, rooting for multiple players. Anyway, here are all 10 teams after the jump, listed in draft order.

Matthew Flow (REX RYAN LEAF):

QB Matt Schaub, Hou 

RB Chris Johnson, Ten 

RB Beanie Wells, Ari 

RB/WR Joseph Addai, Ind RB  

WR DeSean Jackson, Phi 

WR Mike Sims-Walker, Jac 

TE Jason Witten, Dal 

D/ST Vikings D/ST, Min 

K Jay Feely, Ari 


Dwayne Bowe, KC WR

Justin Forsett, Sea RB

Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR

Marion Barber, Dal RB

Bernard Berrian, Min WR

Thomas Jones, KC RB

Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB

Marilyn MonBRO:

QB Tom Brady, NE 

RB Adrian Peterson, Min 

RB Pierre Thomas, NO 

RB/WR Steve Smith, NYG WR  

WR Miles Austin, Dal 

WR Marques Colston, NO 

TE Kellen Winslow, TB 

D/ST Saints D/ST, NO 

K Matt Prater, Den


Eli Manning, NYG QB

Santonio Holmes, NYJ WR  

Laurence Maroney, NE RB

Chester Taylor, Chi RB

Jeremy Shockey, NO TE

Fred Jackson, Buf RB  

Laurent Robinson, StL WR

AlwaysBeChaying (CROMARTIE'S KIDS):

QB Brett Favre, Min 

RB Shonn Greene, NYJ 

RB Felix Jones, Dal 

RB/WR Ronnie Brown, Mia RB

WR Larry Fitzgerald, Ari 

WR Donald Driver, GB 

TE Chris Cooley, Was 

D/ST Jets D/ST, NYJ 

K Garrett Hartley, NO


Reggie Bush, NO RB

Santana Moss, Was WR

Dustin Keller, NYJ TE

Vince Young, Ten QB

Darren Sproles, SD RB

Willis McGahee, Bal RB

Todd Heap, Bal TE


QB Joe Flacco, Bal 

RB Maurice Jones-Drew, Jac 

RB DeAngelo Williams, Car 

RB/WR Brandon Jacobs, NYG RB

WR Randy Moss, NE 

WR Hines Ward, Pit 

TE Antonio Gates, SD 

D/ST Cowboys D/ST, Dal 

K Ryan Longwell, Min


Mark Sanchez, NYJ QB

Mohamed Massaquoi, Cle WR

Visanthe Shiancoe, Min TE

Vincent Jackson, SD WR  

Michael Bush, Oak RB  

Adam Vinatieri, Ind K

Jerricho Cotchery, NYJ WR


QB Philip Rivers, SD 

RB Ray Rice, Bal 

RB Arian Foster, Hou 

RB/WR Jerome Harrison, Cle RB

WR Reggie Wayne, Ind 

WR Calvin Johnson, Det 

TE Vernon Davis, SF 

D/ST Eagles D/ST, Phi

K Mason Crosby, GB 


LaDainian Tomlinson, NYJ RB

Malcom Floyd, SD WR

Lee Evans, Buf WR

Donovan McNabb, Was QB 

Kevin Boss, NYG TE

Marshawn Lynch, Buf RB

Kenny Britt, Ten WR

On the next page, AG, C.E.Bro, Eskimo Bro, Waffles, and joePA's picks…


AG (Child Please)

QB Drew Brees, NO 

RB Steven Jackson, StL 

RB Jamaal Charles, KC

RB/WR Ricky Williams, Mia 

WR Steve Smith, Car

WR Wes Welker, NE

TE Brent Celek, Phi 

D/ST 49ers D/ST, SF 

K Nate Kaeding, SD


Jahvid Best, Det RB

Hakeem Nicks, NYG WR

Derrick Mason, Bal WR

Dez Bryant, Dal WR

Leon Washington, Sea RB

Mike Williams, TB WR

Kevin Smith, Det RB


QB Matt Ryan, Atl 

RB Michael Turner, Atl 

RB Rashard Mendenhall, Pit 

RB/WR Jonathan Stewart, Car RB  

WR Andre Johnson, Hou 

WR Roddy White, Atl 

TE Jermichael Finley, GB 

D/ST Packers D/ST, GB 

K Rob Bironas, Ten


Chad Henne, Mia QB

Tim Hightower, Ari RB

Terrell Owens, Cin WR

Zach Miller, Oak TE

Steve Breaston, Ari WR

Cadillac Williams, TB RB

Johnny Knox, Chi WR

Eskimo Bro (THE ROOKIE):

QB Aaron Rodgers, GB 

RB Cedric Benson, Cin 

RB Knowshon Moreno, Den 

RB/WR C.J. Spiller, Buf RB

WR Greg Jennings, GB 

WR Percy Harvin, Min 

TE Dallas Clark, Ind 

D/ST Steelers D/ST, Pit 

K Stephen Gostkowski, NE 


Braylon Edwards, NYJ WR

Darren McFadden, Oak RB

Carson Palmer, Cin QB

Steve Slaton, Hou RB  

Mike Williams, Sea WR

John Carlson, Sea TE

Devin Hester, Chi WR

Waffles McButter (*Name too inappropriate to publish)

QB Tony Romo, Dal 

RB Frank Gore, SF 

RB Ryan Mathews, SD 

RB/WR Pierre Garcon, Ind 

WR Brandon Marshall, Mia 

WR Chad Ochocinco, Cin 

TE Tony Gonzalez, Atl 

D/ST Giants D/ST, NYG 

K Neil Rackers, Hou 


Robert Meachem, NO WR

Ahmad Bradshaw, NYG RB

Sidney Rice, Min WR  

Donald Brown, Ind RB

Matthew Stafford, Det QB

Greg Olsen, Chi TE

Bengals D/ST, Cin D/ST

JoePA (*Name Redacted's* GLORYHOLE):

QB Peyton Manning, Ind 

RB Ryan Grant, GB 

RB LeSean McCoy, Phi 

RB/WR Matt Forte, Chi RB

WR Anquan Boldin, Bal 

WR Michael Crabtree, SF 

TE Owen Daniels, Hou TE  

D/ST Ravens D/ST, Bal 

K David Akers, Phi 


Clinton Portis, Was RB

Mike Wallace, Pit WR

Jay Cutler, Chi QB

Kevin Kolb, Phi QB

Correll Buckhalter, Den RB 

Larry Johnson, Was RB

Colts D/ST, Ind D/ST

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