Insane Brazilian Soccer Brawl Results In One Dude Getting Beat Down To His Undies

Die hard soccer fans are the most uncivilized people on the planet. They literally want to murder the opposing fans instead of cyberbullying them like a normal fucking person.

In the 89th minute of a 1-1 game in Brazil on Sunday, fans from Gama and Brasiliense stormed the field to beat the shit out of each other, resulting in police in military garb diffusing the situation. The fans were only following the lead of their squad’s players and coaching staff who cleared the benches and began throwing haymakers at one another. In all this melee, it’s surprising that there were zero flops.

Good thing this dude wore his skid mark-free sexy undies because hundreds of thousands of people caught a glimpse of them.

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[h/t Total Pro Sports]

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