It’s taken almost a month of Googling, but J.J. Watt finally knows what rich people buy. Hint: Nice. Fucking. Things, including a Range Rover for the lady who gave you life as a present on her birthday. It’s certainly a nicer gift than the ear wax removal vacuum I gave to my mom.
What? Everyone has ear wax, assholes. It’s a sensible gift.
I’ve wanted to be able to do this my whole life. For all you’ve worked & sacrificed, you deserve it. Happy B-Day Mom! pic.twitter.com/oP1AWQwGwu
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) October 1, 2014