Johnny Manziel Can’t Hear Because He Has ‘Too Much Money in His Fucking Hand’

Cleveland Browns quarterback and party boy Johnny Manziel is so much better at having a good time than you are at having a good time. It’s time you accept this fact and move on with life. You’ll be much happier.

The man famous for his money sign provided us with even more money-related content early this morning.

Handling a fat stack of cash is if it’s Gordon Gekko’s mobile phone is a classic Millennial move. You can practically here the crusty old sportswriters’ backs breaking from the cavalier behavior.

It’s great to see our good friend Mr. Football refuses to change. I guess that makes sense, since he can’t hear any criticism.