Did Kate Upon Hate This Kiss on the Cheek from Justin Verlander at Last Night’s Knicks-Magic Game? Why, Yes, She Did


Allow me to play body language expert for a minute…

Kate Upton reacts to this kiss from Justin Verlander like someone who just found out her boyfriend cheated on her, but after a shitload of smooth “baby, I walk on broken glass to make this better” convincing and not wanting to start from scratch finding a new relationship, she decided to take him back. However, she still can’t stand that his lips have been on more that just another woman’s mouth.

Well, it’s that, or something completely unrelated and having nothing to do with infidelity. How the fuck should I know? I’m not a goddamn body language expert.

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[H/T It’s Always Sunny in Detroit]