Kobe Bryant Takes to Instagram to Shit on Everyone After Gatorade Shit on LeBron James and Powerade


Shit everywhere. Can’t keep up. But I’ll do my best to summarize the last 24-hours in Hydration-gate.

– After his hydration beverage of choice, Powerade failed him, LeBron James suffered debilitating cramps in game 1 of the NBA Finals. This may or may not have caused his team to lose the game.

– The large faction of the nation that hates Lebron rejoices. ‘LeBroning’ becomes a thing.

– Gatorade saw LeBron’s cramps as an opportunity to shit all over Powerade’s inferior product. They took their smear campaign to Twitter. We all had a good laugh.

– Now, Kobe Bryant, a guy who drinks Body Armor “Super Drink,” is shitting on everyone. Just Mamba bein’ Mamba.

More as this total non-story develops.

From Kobe:

Kobebryant: Pro and college players should be allowed to CHOOSE what sports drink hydrates them the best and not be FORCED to drink LEAGUE SPONSORS. #AthletesChoice 2 much on the line for cramping #UpgradeYourSportsDrink @drinkbodyarmor #AthletesFirst

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