These Are The Least Alpha Exercises, So Keep Doing Them If You Want To Look Like A Wimpy Tool


Sometimes the editorial stars align and you write a headline straight from the heart. This is one of those times, but only because I’ve always yearned to accuse people of being wimpy dipshits and when am I ever going to have a better opportunity than on Dom Mazzetti about the least alpha exercises a guy can do?

I’ll answer that…

Never. There is never going to be a better opportunity or more appropriate time.

Now, without further stupidity, here are the least alpha exercises a man can do. Take it away, Dom.