Legends Football League Coach Went So Batshit On His Team At Halftime I’m Surprised Their Mascara Didn’t Run
Al Pacino’s Game of Inches speech. Jimmy Valvano’s Never Give Up ESPYs speech. Seattle Mist’s Chris Michaelson Now You Have To Tackle, Boo Hoo Speech. Find me a more chill-inducing trio. I’ll wait. Some may say that Michaelson went a little hard on the ladies, but he’s simply just trying to get them to earn their paycheck. Oh what’s that? They don’t get paid? And each player has to pay an annual $45 registration fee to play? And the league provides zero medical coverage? I’m starting to think Michaelson’s third wife left him.
In his defense, the Seattle Mist coach may have been pressured to give a “Is this guy going to throw a punch?” halftime speech while his team was up 20-6 of the Western Conference Championship. The LFL embraces a WWE-style outrageousness to bolster its ratings on Fuse TV. Multiple women say the commissioner has told them to trash-talk opponents and devise elaborate touchdown celebrations, SI reports.
This is also likely encouraged…
And Colin Kaepernick can’t get a job for taking a knee.
[h/t Daily Caller]