A Letter To My Betting Brethren About The Finest Gambling Deal For Sunday’s Battle This Great Nation Has To Offer


Presented in partnership with BetMGM

Dearest Betting Brethren,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to you from a dinky motel off the Jersey Turnpike that smells of moth balls and bad decisions. Someone may have died here, but it shall not deter my mission.

I have packed only the necessities–a canteen filled with 100 proof alcohol, a black-and-white photo of my loved one back home, water-based lubricant, six taquitos, and one dollar. 

At dusk, I shall make my way out of this asbestos-filled war zone and use my last dollar to give my family a better life, a fresh start free of trap bets and bad beats.

The final frontier: BetMGM.

NJ: Use code ‘BROBIBLE’ to register to get $200 from BetMGM


Our comrades at BetMGM are offering gambling grunts like you and I the opportunity to win $200 in betting credits off of a single $1 bet for Sunday’s ultimate battle.

The only stipulation for this patriotic charity is that either militia scores a touchdown during the entire battle, a near inevitability. 


While my fellow servicemen and women can register and deposit from anywhere in the land of the free, he or she must be present in The Garden State to place the wager, hence my current coordinates.

These times of conflict can get lonely, and my water-based lubricant can only go so far. Thus, I am calling on my fellow gambling brethren aged 21+ in and around the New Jersey area to join in this lucrative mission with me.

I must go now, as I plan on calling down to the bunk command station to dispute a late-night entertainment charge. 

Please consider my offer and give my old lady a kiss for me.


Capt. Betts. 


NJ: Use code ‘BROBIBLE’ to register to get $200 from BetMGM


Disclaimer: Bonus Paid in Free Bets. Must be 21 or older, must be in New Jersey to place bets, restrictions apply. Visit betmgm.com for the full list of terms & conditions. Gambling problem? Call 1-800 GAMBLER.

NJ: Use code ‘BROBIBLE’ to register to get $200 from BetMGM


The BroBible team writes about stuff that we think you want. Occasionally, we write about items that are a part of one of our affiliate partnerships and we will get a percentage of the revenue from sales.





BroBible Newsletter - The best sports and culture news directly to your inbox

* indicates required