Michael Strahan’s Mangled Fingers Are The Grossest Things I’ve Seen Since JPP’s Blown Up Hand

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Playing in the NFL for 15 seasons and winning a Super Bowl is awesome, but after seeing a pic of the toll it took on Michael Strahan’s fingers, I’m not so sure I’d say it was worth it—because he can bend the damn things as if they were putty.

My goodness, why, man?

And for those looking for an explanation of how a man’s hand can get so nasty without blowing them up himself in a fireworks accident, a la Jason Pierre-Paul, Strahan once talked about how his fingers got to be this way.

Ok, now excuse me while I go hurl.

[H/T Bleacher Report]