New York Mets Outfielder Jordany Valdespin Got Plunked in the Dick

New York Mets left fielder Jordany Valdespin hit a home run during his first at-bat today against the Detroit Tigers. He evidently hotdogged it around the bases — which earned him a beaning in a rather unfortunate spot his next time up.

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And that’s why you always wear a cup.