Now that quarterback Nick Foles will be plying his trade down in Jacksonville for the Jaguars as the result of his signing a VERY lucrative four-year contract worth $88 million, he’s getting the hell out of New Jersey.
Despite his “colorful” nickname, Foles comes off as one of the most boring players in the entire National Football League.
Bro is a Super Bowl champion, a Super Bowl MVP, is tied for two of most impressive passing records ever: 7 touchdown passes in a game and 25 consecutive pass completions, and yet…
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So is it any real surprise that despite having already earned $31,933,635 in his career, he owns a house in New Jersey that he’s selling for $799,000?
Not that it isn’t a nice house. It’s… just… not very baller for a man with his resume.
He bought it brand-new in 2017 for $700,000, which makes sense as HE HAD ONLY EARNED OVER $19 MILLION so far in his professional career.
It’s 4,282-square-feet, has four bedrooms, two-and-a-half bathrooms, and… according to the home’s listing on Realtor.com it has…
• high ceilings
• a six-foot chandelier
• oak hardwood flooring throughout
• soft grey walls
• a large dining room
• a Juliette Balcony (?) overlooking a fenced new yard
• a gourmet kitchen
• a family room
• a tiled sunroom
• a concrete patio
• a finished basement
• a mud room equipped with a dog wash
• a garage
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HOWEVER, should you happen to be a BIG Philadelphia Eagles fan, this place might be perfect for you.
It’s close to Philly, it’s reasonably priced, and Big Dick used to live there. Maybe you can even make meeting him in person one of the requirements for buying it. Maybe.
So, if you can afford around $5,805 a month in mortgage payments and a $159,800 down payment, you can say you live in a home once owned by a Super Bowl MVP! High five!
Enjoy a little tour of the home below…
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