Ozzy Man’s Commentary On A Women’s Relay Race That Ended With A Vicious Face Plant Is Perfect

by 4 years ago

If I were wealthy, I would pay this motherfucker to follow me around and do the play-by-play of my life. That goddamn accent kills me. EVERY. DAMN. TIME. I don’t think my wife would appreciate him tagging along everywhere, or my uncontrollable laughter as he commentated us having sex, but I think having him around would improved my quality of life for at least a week. After that I’d have to bury his body in the Everglades because my wife would commit murder. But, man, I’d never forget that week.

J.Camm is the Managing Partner and Editor-in-Chief of BroBible.

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