“This is dumb, but somebody has to do it.” If you guessed that those words preceded a man chugging 2.5 gallons of chocolate milk, then you’re a big fan of dumb decisions. Watch to see how it plays out.
I was with Pat Bertoletti the first time he chugged 2 gallons of milk. It was impressive then, especially when compared to my tiny little half-gallon, and it’s even more impressive now. Last time his off-camera puking sounded like he turned on a high pressure shower, so I can’t even imagine what sort of oceanic eruption the reversal of fortune sounded like this time. I can picture the scene though after Pat told me, “My bathroom looked like a bad gore movie afterwards.”
In any case, Pat is a chugging god among lap-banders.