Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell Says ‘We’re Becoming a Nation of Wussies’ and He’s Absolutely Right
Almost 24-hours later, I’m still fuming that last night’s Eagles/Vikings game was postponed until tomorrow night over a little bit of snow (just over a foot in the Philadelphia area). You know who else is? Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell, who opined to FOX Philly, “It’s an absolute joke. I was looking forward to this. It would have been a real experience. This is what football is all about. We’re becoming a nation of wussies.” He’s dead right and it’s a damn embarrassment to both the NFL and the city of Philadelphia. As AG noted earlier, I’m still convinced it’s a plot against dedicated Eagles fans, who wouldn’t have been able to resist the temptation to hurl snowballs at the nuts of Brett Favre on the sideline. The bottom-line is clear: If a PROFESSIONAL football game can’t be played in the snow in the year 2010, the terrorists have won. There. I said it.
There’s a term for this: THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA. Someday I plan on teaching a college course about this shitty psycho-social phenomenon with the intent on ending it by enlightening the youth of America on just how big of pussies they’ve become. Thanks, World of War Craft, PornHub, skinny jeans, ironic mustaches, and shitty hipster indie rock for contributing to this pussifed poisoning of America. Sure, there are other things to blame, but I’ll stop there. You know who once had a hard winter in Southeast Pennsylvania? George Washington. He didn’t have industrial-sized space heaters to keep the frozen fields of Valley Forge warm, either. Hell, he didn’t even have Bean Duck Boots to keep his toes toasty. Here’s the audio of PA Governor ‘child pleasing’ the f*cktards who called last night’s game off.