PETA’s Banned Super Bowl Commercial Is So Good It’ll Make Porn Stars Blush
PETA, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, are no strangers to publicity stunts. They’ve been known to throw red paint on celebrities who wear fur, they get celebrities to strip down naked for sexy, attention-grabbing ads, but this latest publicity stunt from PETA might be their best yet.
In a press release titled ‘SEXY SUPER BOWL SPOT FROM PETA LEAVES CBS EXECUTIVES SPEECHLESS’ PETA just sent out their banned Super Bowl ad, and upon watching it’s pretty fucking easy to see why it’s banned: it’s basically porn. The reason why PETA chose to go with porn for this year’s banned Super Bowl ad is because they’re claiming vegan men last longer in bed:
San Francisco — Are vegan men better in bed? That’s the claim in “Last Longer,” PETA’s sexy ad submission for Super Bowl 50. The spot highlights a “deflategate” occurring in bedrooms across the country: More than half of men between the ages of 40 and 70 have difficulty going the distance in the bedroom, and many probably nod off from having too much fat in their diets. PETA’s video, which is currently only available online, cheekily demonstrates that going vegan can help men boost their sexual performance, since the cholesterol in meat, eggs, and dairy products slows the flow of blood to all the body’s organs—not just the heart.
Here are a few screencaps…video below..WARNING: IT IS QUITE NSFW/GRAPHIC.