Squeeze Play: Phillies Fan Grabs Girlfriend’s Boobs

Look at this Phillies horndog perfectly executing the squeeze play. While Jeremy Hellickson racked up 9 K’s in 7 innings of work leading the Philadelphia Phillies to a 3-2 victory over the Cincinnati Reds, this handsy fella was taking it straight to the rack at Citizens Bank Park.

I totally understand baseball games can have some downtime and even have some boring spots, but do you really need to start groping your chick to pass the time?

Part of me totally believes that tit-touch is an advertisement for Auto Lenders. Next level marketing right there.