Porn Site Ruthlessly Trolls John Cena In The Lead Up To Wrestlemania 32

by 2 years ago

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John Cena will likely be watching WWE’s flagship event from his couch after recovering from shoulder surgery in January. I’d venture to guess that right now the 15-time world champion is feeling like a kid who can’t go to Billingsly’s party because he’s grounded. The poor bastard’s gotta have a devastating case of the FOMO.

During this difficult time, porn site XNXX (heard it it? Just check your browser history) decided to pile it on the superstar with this ruthless troll job.

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XNXX then took the liberty of posting the 15 video of Cena and Brock Lesnar’s match at Summerslam 2014 in which Brock takes Cena to Supplex City.

As LADbible points out, the video has amassed close to 900 good votes, which is weird considering all of them probably voted with their hogs in hand.

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Live look at Johnny boy right now:

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P.S. I don’t have any interest in getting fucked by a man, but if I had to choose, Brock Lesner would not be high on the list. Something tells me I’d have to get my affairs in order before that encounter.

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Ya, fuck that. I’d probably choose Michael Cera. That dude’s probably hung like a pimple and he’d probably wine and dine me first. May even kiss my neck like a gentleman.

[h/t LADbible]


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