Rex Ryan Has a Tattoo of His Wife Naked Except for a Mark Sanchez Jersey

Just look at this picture of New York Jets coach Rex Ryan lounging shirtless while vacationing in the Bahamas. He … has … a tattoo of his wife wearing nothing but a Mark Sanchez jersey. And … is … is she also Tebowing?

What in the fuck is going on here?

We don’t really know.

Ryan cursed out a News reporter who approached the controversial coach.

“Oh, s—,” Ryan said, waving off the reporter and storming away with his wife.

I want to take this news behind a middle school and get it pregnant. That’s how much I love finding out that the whole foot-fetish thing isn’t even the weirdest part of Ryan’s personal life.

The Jets have officially become the first-ever no-ring circus.

[H/T: New York Daily News]