Rob Gronkowski Fulfilled A Lifelong Dream To Wear Number 69
The New England Patriots practiced without numbers yesterday in San Diego. To the surprise of absolutely no one, tight end Rob Gronkowski used the opportunity to make a joke about oral sex with the help of some white tape.
You know if the NFL changed its uniform rules, he’d immediately switch to No. 69 so he could make the same juvenile joke every week.
Also, sales of his new jersey would be through the damn roof.
[H/T: Jonah Morgan]