Rollie Fingers’ Mustache May Now be Riding on Dallas Braden’s Arm
His latest news-making move is this outstanding and almost inexplicable tattoo. It's former A's hurler Rollie Fingers riding a dolphin underneath a rainbow. For those with mathematical minds, that's: Rollie Fingers + dolphin + rainbow = tattoo.
The A's posted a photo of the ink on the team's official Facebook page, but it turns out there may be some trickery involved. Braden was filming a commercial with Fingers on Thursday. A real close look at the picture reveals overly shiny colors, too.
I want so badly for it to be real, solely because there's no way Braden wouldn't have some regrets later on in life. And that's really because I'm selfish, having gotten a couple tattoos at 18 that I still bristle at every morning when coming out of the shower. People need to share in my misery, dammit.
H/T: Big League Stew