St. Louis Blues Forward Ryan Reaves Pulled Out His Own Tooth In The Middle Of A Game



“Oh look, my tooth is loose. I’ll just yank the fucker out and deal with that later” is not something I would ever say in this situation. But that’s why I play golf and not hockey. If I lose a tooth playing a sport, I’m done for the day. I don’t suck it up and play on. I hang it up and pray my handsomeness hasn’t been compromised, because GOD FORBID.

I also don’t play hockey because there’s a lot of annoying physical contact when people are trying to get the puck against the boards. Really not into that scene. Also, if someone from the opposing team drove me into the boards hard enough to knock my tooth loose — like what happened to St. Louis Blues forward Ryan Reaves — I would surely commit murder.