Shaq Humiliated Some Poor Bastard Who Tried To Guard Him In The Paint During A Pick Up Game

At 45 years old and 7 feet-one-inch tall, Shaquille O’Neal is still spry and athletic enough to embarrass average joes at the gym. O’Neal stopped by the Reebok gym on Thursday to play a little pickup and remind the world that he is still a force in the paint. Nobody needs less of a reminder than Chris Dudley, who was the victim of the most disrespectful thing I’ve seen on a basketball court since Ron Arrest punched that fan in the face.

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Dudley, learn to take an L bruh.

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P.S. Still waiting on Shaq to answer my DM about coming to my birthday party. At one point, I thought we were friends…

[h/t The Big Lead]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.