Shaq Humiliated Some Poor Bastard Who Tried To Guard Him In The Paint During A Pick Up Game

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A post shared by DR. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL Ed.D. (@shaq) on May 18, 2017 at 3:09pm PDT

At 45 years old and 7 feet-one-inch tall, Shaquille O’Neal is still spry and athletic enough to embarrass average joes at the gym. O’Neal stopped by the Reebok gym on Thursday to play a little pickup and remind the world that he is still a force in the paint. Nobody needs less of a reminder than Chris Dudley, who was the victim of the most disrespectful thing I’ve seen on a basketball court since Ron Arrest punched that fan in the face.

Dudley, learn to take an L bruh.

P.S. Still waiting on Shaq to answer my DM about coming to my birthday party. At one point, I thought we were friends…

When I was 10 I wrote a letter to Shaq asking for his autograph. No response. Two decades later I finally got my opportunity to call his ass out. Dude can't even look me in the eye.

A post shared by Matt Keohan (@kingkeohan) on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:16pm PST

[h/t The Big Lead]