I Don’t Speak Spanish But I Think This Sportscaster Messed His Pants While Looking at This Female Athlete’s Butt

Get a fucking grip, Bro. Act like a professional. Talk about, you know, the race you were paid to fucking talk about. While you’re at it, maybe mention how well this sprinter performed instead blowing a load in your trousers on live TV as you pine over her amazing ass.

[H/T Guyism]